[quote=“Nuit”]Butting in here before Rocket’s big top-3. This seems especially seasonal, with us in Taiwan this Xmas, and it being 21 degrees outside.
The Beach Boys
We Three Kings…
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Yeah, nice one. 
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You guys should see my fucking shortlist.
I think next year I better do Rocket’s Top frigging 48.
Yeesh.
Having said that…
#3
Never been all that fussy about these dudes, but this is one fuckin humdinger of a YuleJam.
Okay!!
Technically, this is #1, BUT it’s actually a Christmas Eve song, so I flipped it with #2, which is, as luck would have it, a good Chrimbo Morning Opening Presents type deal, so, everyone goes home happy.
So.
After the fuckin kids have finally gone to bed.
Once there’s an orange in every sock’s toe.
And you finally got that Texaco Service Station playset assembled, with NO parts left over…
Settle in with your eggnog.
Or your eggnog and rum.
Or your eggnog and brandy.
Or just your frigging rum.
Or that bottle of Stoly that’s been stuck in a snowbank all day (OK, that might just be me).
Pogues. Oh. No. :neutral:
Well fuck it, I kind of feel like I blew my wad with The Pogues.
Anyways, kind of a split here, you can choose which you like best.
And this here??
What does that even mean??
I know you’re not a native speaker, man, but you’re not even trying here, yeesh. :no-no:
Anyways, Happy Chrimbo you mad bastards.
You’re just saying that 'cause I’m bleck.