I would like to learn some French. Is anybody willing to teach those of us interested a French phrase a day?
“Bonjour everyone! Don’t worry. Everything is bon!”
Merd!
That counts as a phrase, right?
[quote=“Roach”]Merd!
That counts as a phrase, right?[/quote]
Oui!
[quote=“Josefus”][quote=“Roach”]Merd!
That counts as a phrase, right?[/quote]
Oui![/quote]
Merci Buckets…
Vas te faire foutre is a good one, as is enculer par une baguette.
[i]“Que?..Que?”[/i]
[quote=“TainanCowboy”]
[i]“Que?..Que?”[/i][/quote]
Well … that’s spanish … Manuel speaks spanish
Yes, but gutter Spanish, not like the Castillian Spanish I learned.
Burro!
Burro!
Tu parles français comme une vache espagnole.
You speak French like a Spanish cow. 
Qu-est que tu veux apprendre? Il y a L’alliance française a Taipei. Je crois que c’est ton meillieux ressource. Il y a aussi une librarie française, le Pigeonnier. L’addresse c’est: 9, Lane 97, SunChiang Road, 10486. 02-2517-8173.
Bopine can speak French. I’ll ask him to pm me a decent French phrase a day, if he is willing.
Merci!
[quote=“belgian pie”]
Well … that’s Spanish … Manuel speaks Spanish[/quote]
didn’t you know that as far as the murkins are concerned,“you-rope” is just one big landmass? 
We surrender! 
[quote=“Roach”]Merd!
That counts as a phrase, right?[/quote]
You forgot the ‘e’.
:stinkyface:
The one I picked up and used fairly often was “Putain!” Never uttered it in front of my host parents, though.
“Fais-moi un pompier” (“make me a firefighter”, literally…) is useful with the ladies, although you might get a few “Va te faire foutre” (“go f*ck yourself”, literally…) from them in response.
[quote=“AAF”]Bopine can speak French. I’ll ask him to pm me a decent French phrase a day, if he is willing.
Merci![/quote]
“Je me souviens.”
My keyboard doesn’t have accents. So the written French looks funny.
De toute facon, je ne parle pas Francais non-plus. Je parle Quebecois maudit saint crime! 
Ne me demande pas de penser trop trop. J’ai des difficulte dans ce departement. Affiche les phrases que tu veux connaitre et je vais les interpreter pour toi. Si tu peux me faire confiance! hehehe.
Mais tu serrais traduire tous les phrases avec un accent quebecois!
[quote=“ImaniOU”]
“Fais-moi un pompier” (“make me a firefighter”, literally…) is useful with the ladies, although you might get a few “Va te faire foutre” (“go f*ck yourself”, literally…) from them in response.[/quote]En Quebecois, you’re more likely to hear: “Vas donc chier” and/or “mange de la marde.”
C’ten plein cas!