In this weary life smiling seems to work. I hope this will bring (even small) smiles after a hard day.
When crossing a one -way street,save time by only looking in the direction of the oncoming traffic.
F. Smith, Taichung.
When crossing a one way street always look in both directions in case a large blue truck is reversing the wrong way up the road.
F. Smith, Taichung General Hospital.
Minor skin grafts can be performed on Pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.
Deter Golfish from having sex by throwing a small bucket of air over any you catch in the act
R. Sole, Taipei.
Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that youve taken Anabolic Steroids by running a bit slower
An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator
Sister T. Root,Taipei.