My skin doesn’t require outside forces to get all itchy and scratchy and infectiony. I have AD built-in to do that for me.
Even if it doesn’t look so, I’m pretty busy at work now. Also it’s stopped itching… maybe I will go later. It’s not that I’m super worried either, but it’s weird… and difficult to explain what could have happened. Maybe a tiny spider inside my trousers…?
Stop making excuses. You ever seen an ‘after’ pic of a brown recluse spider bite? Some of these fuckers can rot your meat to the bone. If you’re that busy, ask your school (or company, whatever) to give you leave for an hour or two, and get thee to a doctor! (Or you’ll get the nickname of Legrot McGillicuddy here)
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Please stop the self-deprecation. 
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Garrapatas?
Lots of tiny things in that trosuers n
You guys call your dicks “spiders”?
That’s a weird name no doubt.
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Please nobody start a thread on nicknames.
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So you call your dick spider? and that’s why you thought that when I said that there was a tiny spider in my trousers I was talking about my super big cock?
Weird…
Seems they are calling yours out as a ‘trouser spider’.
I think you need to bring some game, man.
Uhmmm you were spying on me when I was changing clothes or something?
Weird people here… they call their dicks spiders and they are shameless perverts…
English will never finish amazing me.
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Calm down bro. It was just a joke. LOL
Maybe we need to compare dicks. Post yours.
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Ok, Im convinced that you have a huge dick
Judging by the face of your girlfriend. Much satisfaction.
Peter Parker is his girlfriend?