Bitcoin doesn’t have a CTO either. “Bitcoin dot com”, which is just a commercial website promoting a scamcoin, has a CTO.
But let me make it up to you. If you really want to buy BCash, I’ll sell you the BCH that I currently have on Bitoex (I got it from the hard fork, I didn’t buy it) at fair market value as shown on https://cryptofairvalue.com/ (or other site if you prefer and it isn’t a fraud), and using the USD-NTD exchange rate reported by entering USDTWD into Google. At this moment, the site reports that BCH is at US$3045.74 and USDTWD is 29.98, so that is NT$91311 per 1.00000 BCH. I have a little more than 0.6 BCH. I will cover all fees. You pay only for the BCH that actually arrives at the address you tell me to send it to.
I will meet you in a bank lobby or police station near any Taipei MRT station. You bring cash. You sign a statement acknowledging that I have warned you that I consider “Bitcoin Cash” to be a fraud, that you want it anyway, and that what I am transfering to you is “Bitcoin Cash” aka “BCash” aka “BCH”, and is not Bitcoin aka “BTC”, and that you don’t expect to get any Bitcoin aka “BTC” (or Bitcoin Gold, or Bitcoin Diamond, or any of the other forks) from me. I will do a test transfer of a small amount to the BCH address that you specify, you confirm that it is the correct address (and initial the spot on the form), you hand me the value that we determine from the above method and the amount of BCH that I have on Bitoex, and I transfer the rest of the BCH to the same address. Then we wait until you get as many confirmations as you feel like (up to three). I’ll refund to you whatever amount has been eaten by fees. Then we go our separate ways.
If you are outside Taipei, I will cover your train, bus, or bicycle fare to Taipei, based on the value shown on a receipt dated that day, up to a maximum of NT$500.
This will need to be done after January 1st at 2pm Taipei time, because I’m going to get stuck paying U.S. taxes on this and I don’t want to have to deal with it on this year’s tax return.
If you want more than 0.6, let me know and I’ll ask a friend if he wants to dump his BCH too.
Fair enough? You save a bunch of fees, you get what you want, sounds like a win! Happy birthday!