Guys, I found another oil covered kitty on the street. Please those of you who drive, remember to tap your hood or honk if you love animals and your engine. Kitties seek the warmth of the cars’s engines and hence get hurt.
OTOH, we will have a gorgeous tabby for adoption once I am through with him. Very clever chap. Bit fierce but he will thaw out.
Looks like this one.
365-018 Snake Temple Cat [explore] by Christine und David Schmitt, on Flickr
P1182954 by Vladimir V. Samoylov, on Flickr
The best one from that page imo:
I like this one
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”