If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?

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Hey Fred, since you’re here, no-one took me up on my latest challenge:

The narratives about Trump thread

Wow, the Covfefist lovefest here could rival Woodstock if it keeps going like this! with no help from their government Since you guys want to play this game, please explain why we never hear of the Haitian capitalist death spiral (in honor of that other thread and its clones). Thanks in advance.

What say you?