NO.
Bane of my existenceā¦ thorn in my sideā¦ you need to turn over a new leafā¦ you are going against the grainā¦ wood you believe that?
When the sukebind blossoms, Iāll turn over a new leaf.
I am sure that will be Cold Comfort to Flora Posteā¦
Pointless.
I saw something nasty in the woodshed!
Iāve not seen mine for many moons.
Iāve seen my many moonsā¦
ā¦ said the ass to the angel.
That kind of heresy makes me want to go Baalisticā¦ I could just take your head and Balaam Balaam it against a rocky roadā¦
That kind of heresy makes me want to go Baalisticā¦ I could just take your head and Balaam Balaam it against a rocky roadā¦[/quote]
You wouldnāt be the first today. The pure unadulterated painful evil-of-banality in my āprofessional lifeā is equivalent to applying concrete, forcefully, to oneās cranium.
You shameless Jezebelā¦ well, you could always drink a Jeroboam of Champagne for a hangover of Biblical proportionsā¦ still not getting itā¦ What kind of Numbers are we talking about here.
Today I need to drink of the fruit of the Vimto tree, for lo, I did think it politick to eat unrefrigerated sashimi at a hotel buffet and then hit some shitty waiguoren microbrewery. Am sulking because HR didst smite me and imply I was onst a skive.
My guts are not happy.
[quote]Today I need to drink of the fruit of the Vimto tree, for lo, I did think it politick to eat unrefrigerated sashimi at a hotel buffet and then hit some shitty waiguoren microbrewery. Am sulking because HR didst smite me and imply I was onst a skive.
My guts are not happy.[/quote]
Bummer! Dude! Did I tell you that I saw something nasty in the woodshed? Did I? Donāt know what kind of trees had been chopped up but ā¦ hey! does a wood shed count as like a serial killerās lair for trees? Wow! Think about it!
Termites EAT wood.
I wonder whether termites have a preference for the kind of tree that they would be, especially since they might be eaten by the other termites should they become that treeā¦ or is it only after trees become wood that termites are interested in eating them and thus the tree question would be irrelevant?
If I were to visit a desert where there are no trees, would it stop my dreams of wanting to be a tree? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
Today, I am a leafy treeā¦ I donāt care what kind of tree as long as it has lots of leavesā¦ or if not lots of leaves then big leaves few in number would be okay as long as the perception is that the tree is leafyā¦ I donāt know whether there is a desire to āleaveā on my part that is subconsciously manifesting itself in the desire to be a āleafyā (Read: likes to leave) tree? what could it be? A change in the weather? or maybe I really do want to be a tree that represents a veritable verdancy of veinous vibrancyā¦ which is quite interesting when you think about it because I recallā¦ (fade out) as a childā¦ (bright sunshine, glimmering field of some type of grain) with an intensely blue sky that sets off to great effect a large spade-shaped linden with multitudinous leavesā¦ and those seed pod things that come after the tree has flowered or maybe parts of the tree are still flowering while other parts have already gone to seedā¦ anywhereā¦ where was I? Ah! YES! the linden in the long-forgotten yesteryear of yore with the yellowing yawn of empty, well, empty except for the spade-shaped linden and its luxuriant foliage of feathery leaves that left me ponderingā¦ no, contemplatingā¦ no envisioning life as a large tree with plentiferous leavesā¦ and, of course, not to forget the seedlike thing-a-ma-jigs and maybe some flowers left or maybe notā¦ anyway, thatās where I am at todayā¦ and it is important that everyone knows/understands/respects this vision of myself.
Beautiful, but Iād be more sparing with the alliteration. You donāt need to stoop to it.
Iād be a prickly cactus that blooms at night.
Today, I am a 50 shades of red treeā¦ with all that THAT impliesā¦ hohohohoho hahaahahaha heee heee ehee