watercress is not a tree.
Today I am a podia tree.
my feet feel great.
watercress is not a tree.
Today I am a podia tree.
my feet feel great.
Today, I am a box elderā¦ that must be what I am todayā¦ I am sure of it, arenāt you?
Today, I am a plane tree. Yippee!
Today, I am either a french fry or lasagna treeā¦ know the difference?
Triffid
I DONāT KNOW WHAT KIND OF TREE I AM TODAY!!! Should I be worried?
I wood be.
Thanks to the support and advice of superking, I have determined that TODAY and ONLY TODAY, I am a āHello, I am Il Dogeā tree! A rare and virtuous branch of Sicilian nobilitree! So there! Take that peasantree! hoooo hooo hahahahahahahah haaw hahahahw hahahw gufffawwwww ahahahahah
Iām sooooo treeredā¦
Today, my vote goes for Elm.
Today I am mired in hisTREEonics. There are a lot of people I really should tell to go fuck themselves and Iām always tooā¦ somethingā¦ to really let them know. I mean, just cos I am easy going doesnāt mean you need to treat me like shit.
I broke one of my branches. :aiyo:
What exactly do you mean by ābroke one of my branches?ā Is that like a moral failing? Did you stumble metaphorically? Did you overreach and become overweening? overwhelming? too doughty for your own good? Did you finally crack? splinter? became infested by nut-crazed squirrels? home to batty bats? a source of succor to whimsical owls?
Er, no.
I need a story. āFell on my arse in the shower and snapped it like two twigs covered in meat.ā is not very exciting. I told my friendās kid I broke it doing maths problems.
A weeping willow over a pond of koi fish, with rocks and sand above my roots.
No carving on me either :fume:
[quote=āErmintrudeā]Er, no.
I need a story. āFell on my arse in the shower and snapped it like two twigs covered in meat.ā is not very exciting. I told my friendās kid I broke it doing maths problems.[/quote]
You snapped your arse in two? Mine is already twain. And people believe you broke your arse doing math?
I knew a teacher in Taiwan who went for laser surgery to get rid of some pock marks. She told the kids she had a scooter accident instead of the truth. BONK ers.
My branch, silly. I already have one of those modern ātwo sectionā arses.
The 6 year old believed it. He was doing his maths homework at the time.
Where I come from, the term āsplitarseā has popular currency among men of a certain disposition, meaning women in general. The etymology should be fairly clear, I trust.
Iāve decided I want to be one of these:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inga_edulis
It makes beans. And they taste of ice-cream. Apparently. Whatās not to like?
Where I come from, the term āsplitarseā has popular currency among men of a certain disposition, meaning women in general. The etymology should be fairly clear, I trust.[/quote]
Gosh! Yet again, flob educates me. Not ā¦ elegant.
Noā¦ elegant it is notā¦ but? what kind of tree would that experience make it? to be made? by an experience into a tree? if you get my driftā¦ bonzai! bonsai!