If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?


#641

Because of the feathers which flock together…

Now, let’s examine in greater detail. What kind of birds? What color of feathers? What are the birds doing? How does that make you feel?


#642

Today, I am a fly off tree which is NOT to be confused with the horrendously vulgar expression to be a f*** off tree. THAT is not what I am but I mean that I am for the fly off tree but not the horrendously VULGAR expression. Got it?


#643

Today I grab my axe, and…


#644

Today, I am a pound tree. And tomorrow I may be a pence tree. Anyone want my two cents? hahahaahahah


#645

Today, I am a harp or lyre tree. Anyone know the difference? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:


#646

Dead people play harps, Greeks play lyres.

‘Woman with Skateboard’: images.allposters.com/images/41/030_lf05meng.jpg


#647

You should ask Vay, I suspect he will say you are the latter while you think of yourself as the former.


#648

I am definitely a harp tree, not to harp on about this issue.


#649

Today, I am a rearview window tree. I am not sure how this came to me but there you are.THAT is what I am. Deal with it!


#650

Today, I am a Pluto tree… a PLUTO tree! Amazing!


#651

After England won the first test I am feeling very Ravi ShasTREE.


#652

Surprised nobody mentioned that stupid tree in Taitung, or did they?


#653

What stupid tree in Taidong? Tell me! I want to see! I want to know!


#654

Today, I am a why the hell won’t this damned thing print out tree. WTF? WTH?


#655

Today, I am a driving tree with or without the five iron.


#656

Today, I am a hotzentotzenhuberfluvialachtungmeister tree. Yup! That’s me!


#657

Today, I am a zombie tree with all that THAT entails. You have no idea! NONE AT ALL!!!


#658

Today, I am a CRUISE tree. Hoooohoahahahaha


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#660

What is that? Are you supposed to be an AXE tree? or are we supposed to “axe” you what kind of tree you are? har har hardee har har!