Q1) Fine. Q2) Because I fucking hate everyone.
I think that I fucking hate every fucking one, too. Can one be that kind of a tree?
Apple tree of course, cuz I love snakes telling me what to do, ahaha :roflmao:
Make it so.
That's one hateful tree...
Today, indeed, I am a hate tree. I hate this; I hate that; I hate him; I hate her; I hate you, too! A hatetree. That's me!
Today, I am a tired tree. What can a tired tree do to get re-energized? more fertilizer? some increased photosynthesis?
Can a tree go on a shooting rampage? Are acorns and nuts a form of bullet?
Today, I am all about listening to others. What kind of tree do YOU think that I should be today?
Do trees dress up for Halloween? I NEED TO KNOW as I have not bought a costume yet and wouldn't what I wear depend on what type of tree I was that day? SCARY!
Today, I am a tree that wants to provide air conditioning and lower air pollution levels. Mission Impossible? I think not!
Today I am a club baby seals tree. Whack! Squeal! Whack! Squeal!
Still the same. Enjoying this. Whack! Squeal! Whack! Squeal! Whack! Squeal!
Oh, what the hell... another day? another week? I think YES!
Today, I am of two minds as to whether to be a schizophrenia tree.
Today, I am shot across the bough tree. Get it? hardee haha har har har haha
Today, I am Chav-free tree! and about G-d-damned time!
Today, I am a tree that is afraid of veils... all veils... any kind of veils... even veiled threats and veiled glances... I am afraid. Get it?
Today, I am a NO! You can't make me! Tree! Not sure what that looks like but I know how it sounds! har har harde har har
Today, I am a migrant tree or a migrating tree or a tree that wants to move somewhere where the other trees don't want me and, oh yes, I would like to add that I believe in myself. I've just got to! BELIEVE!!!!