Making the KMT great again.
Thereās no way this phrasing was unintentional.
This is frigging hilarious.
ā¦tries to bring sexy back
Back?
Yeah, there used to be some serious lookers in the Blue ranks, back in the dayā¦
Also pretty cringe-worthy:
for her angelic face and curvaceous body
Yessir, only the hard news here.
In an effort to swell the ranks of the opposition Kuomingtang (KMT) and to erect a new base of support, the party is looking for a youth movement, and the hot and bothered model-turned-politician Akina Li Tzu-yu (é»åęø) is ready to grab the baton.
However, Li vehemently denies she has risen to power on her good looks alone, she emphasized the importance of oral skills among others.
Made me chuckle.
āswell the ranksā ā¦ fnar.
I wonder if this might actually work. The voters arenāt completely stupid, but you only need a few percent of stupid to make a serious difference to the vote results.
That fist gesture he is making is interesting.
Pretty sure the caption translates as:
āWait 'til my kid is the Mayor! Weāll have this country by the BALLS!!!ā
But Doctor, how will you defeat āsocial justiceā without a conservative party?
Itās not like I have a vote anyway (but donāt tell Ms. Foxy!). Iām not really a conservative (more libertarian), but Iām no fan of the DPP either. If I actually had the vote, Iām not sure Iād even use it. All I can say is that I definitely wouldnāt vote for the rabidly xenophobic NPP. Well, I guess I might vote DPP based solely on their support for independence and the big middle finger that sends to the Chicoms.
I like the picture of Hung Hsiu-chu with Ms. Foxy. Are my eyes deceiving me, or does she have her fingers entwined in Ms. Foxyās hair? It makes her look even more like Gollum.
I mean after you naturalize, of course.
You could found the Lactarian Party! 
General election coming up in the UK in a couple of weeks. Maybe Teresa May could give this a shot.
Well, she does like showing off her legs.
A very wise man once explained to me that Libertarians are just Republicans who want legal weed.
Are you sure you remember that right? I hear long-term toking affects the memory. Well, I am going to be spending the summer in Oregon, if that means anything.
Are you implying that Iām a drug user???
Nice try, pal, I donāt even have frigging thumbs!!!
āoral skillsāā¦how can that be bad 
Donāt āpretend garlicāā¦opposable thumbs arenāt required for āedibles.ā
Makeup, fake this, fake thatā¦ photoshopā¦
