Anyone seen the huge nutcracker statue in Costco lol
Was it more expensive? They flavored it with Love, Love has no taste to it.
Yes! Just realized NT$10 more for Venti latte just for the added Christmas love.
Not true. It’s got a creamy, slightly salty flavor.
There are CNY songs? I need to pay closer attention to things.
How do you know?
I have the good fortune of having the taste of love in my life.
Pretty sure “self love” don’t count
Yeah, I’m deffo going to listen to the little kid from the Exorcist who later got 'em out for the lads in Oui magazine…
'Preciate the compliment, man, but I’m not that flexible. Hope I didn’t pour cold water on your kinky fantasy. I’m still trying to wash your dirty paw prints off my udders.
maybe its because its not even cold, or that taiwanese dont really celebrate christmas( hey they dont need to either) but all the christmas stuff here rubs me the wrong way. taiwanese christmas is just a wannabe christmas and i could do without it. i’m going home for the real deal!
Sorry, man, I can’t engage you, my therapist characterises this stuff as counterproductive.
Nothing personal
As a mean mom (one of life’s great pleasures), I annually force captive car-tripping kids to listen to jingle cats in its entirety.
https://youtu.be/d9LqRl7tqf4
It’s OK. All you gotta do is say your safe word. You remember the one we agreed on, right? (technically, it’s two words)