isn;t your house plastered in gecko poop with all of them running around?
Those look fake to me, man.
There is blood there! Pathos! Limbs torn!
Last week, I heard a gecko somewhere in our office ceiling. he was making quite a rukus. This morning, he decided to make an appearance. He’s huge! About a hand span. And quick. Bright yello bolt.
You kill him yet?
You mean this guy?
in an office building?
That’s a lizard, man.
yeah, but geckos in Taiwan usually don’t have thunder strips on them…
Taiwan or anywhere else, you’re right.
I’ve never seen one with longitudinal striping of any sort, actually, I don’t think they make them.
Either Auntie’s tripping balls or it wasn’t a really gecko.
Leopard gecko…never seen one in Taiwan though.
Leopard gecko…never seen one in Taiwan though.
Sure, but no longitudinal stripes, just spots.
And yeah, they don’t live here
I mean he was so fast he seemed like a bright yellow bolt.
He is completely yellow. No stripes, spots or anything else.
Ayayayayayyyy
Lost in translation, ha ha…
Wait, did she just call that gecko a dolt?
Not very Christian, if you ask me…
Ayayayayyyyy… sir, better head out and celebrate Halloween as it should:
You should go as a gecko! Hope you don’t get stuck on any flypaper though…
You should go as a gecko! Hope you don’t get stuck on any flypaper though…
I already have a gecko tattoo, thank you. And I am going as a hunter for Halloween and Catrina for Dia de Muertos. Buahahaha!
Australia has some pretty funky geckos. Check out the tail on this one: