Say hello to my little friend

isn;t your house plastered in gecko poop with all of them running around?

Those look fake to me, man.

There is blood there! Pathos! Limbs torn!

Last week, I heard a gecko somewhere in our office ceiling. he was making quite a rukus. This morning, he decided to make an appearance. He’s huge! About a hand span. And quick. Bright yello bolt.

You kill him yet?

You mean this guy?

in an office building?

That’s a lizard, man.

yeah, but geckos in Taiwan usually don’t have thunder strips on them…

Taiwan or anywhere else, you’re right.

I’ve never seen one with longitudinal striping of any sort, actually, I don’t think they make them.
Either Auntie’s tripping balls or it wasn’t a really gecko.

Leopard gecko…never seen one in Taiwan though.

Sure, but no longitudinal stripes, just spots.
And yeah, they don’t live here

I mean he was so fast he seemed like a bright yellow bolt.

He is completely yellow. No stripes, spots or anything else.

Ayayayayayyyy

Lost in translation, ha ha…

Wait, did she just call that gecko a dolt?

Not very Christian, if you ask me…

Ayayayayyyyy… sir, better head out and celebrate Halloween as it should:

You should go as a gecko! Hope you don’t get stuck on any flypaper though…

I already have a gecko tattoo, thank you. And I am going as a hunter for Halloween and Catrina for Dia de Muertos.:skull: Buahahaha!

Australia has some pretty funky geckos. Check out the tail on this one: