... and you're STILL a bachelor, aren't you?
I used to be very clean and organised until I married a Taiwanese woman, to whom housework was cleaning the floor daily, but letting all else slide. Later I realised that she needed but didn't wear glasses, so she never saw the dirt. By then it was too late.
getting rid of stuff when you're married is SOOO much harder than when you're single, as both people have to agree that something is not needed any more. that'll never happen for 99% of the stuff i regard as junk. Ergo, clutter and mess for all those IMPORTANT pieces of paper with expired passwords from 10 years ago, just in case.