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Looted Iraqi Antiquities For Sale In Taiwan!
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Through my extensive contacts with corrupt, art hating officials in the US government and military, I am able to offer (for the FIRST TIME!), one of a kind antiquities and art works from Iraq.
The 6,000 year old “Mask of Hedra” (only $250,000US). Note the mysterious cuniform inscription.
The 3,000 year old solid ivory “Throne of Nebuchadnezzar” (buy now and receive “The Hairbrush of Ishtar”, “The Razor of Occam” and “The Toothbrush of Frank” all for the low, low price of $1,000,000US).
The silver encrusted 4,200 year old “Scepter of Kuul”. At only $175,000US, it truly is a “steal”!
And FINALLY, straight from Saddam Hussein’s private bedroom in one of his 73 palaces, a solid gold air conditioner! Yes, own a piece of history! This air conditioner includes chemical/nuclear/biological filters good for all WMD. And for only $75,000US, I’ll throw in the remote.
Give me a call at 1-800-555-LOOTERSRUS and make an appointment for a private viewing. Cash only.