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From one Overseas compatriot to another: put. down. the. kool. aid. Do not buy into we are victims/everyone is out to get us/we cannot trust anyone but Chinese. Self victimization cripples you and makes you a puppet. Either that or:
Have you seen any terrorists or persons considered to be terrorists there? If so, call police immediately.
That would be racist, tho.
As far as I know, theyâre not locking up Chinese people in GuantanamoâŚ
Heâs talking about Europe, though:
Sweet! Maybe itâs time to start growing my beard out?
SwedenâŚis Sweden.
Last time I heard talking about it, after several months of political debate, they decided to scrap the idea and stick to free shekels for people who arenât proven ex (or current) ISIS fighters, as long as they look sad during the interview.
Iâm not sure if the beard is necessary, but it may score some extra points during the screening process.
People tell me I have a âswarthy Mediterraneanâ look, so the beard will just be the icing on the cake. How many shekels are we talking about?
I do a great Syrian Terrorist impression when I do that. All it gets me is suspicious looks from men with MP7s at the airport. Nobody has offered me money yet.
No wonder you spend your time in the backwaters of Asia. I got a lot of attention from the ladies when I grew a beard hereâŚnot practical in the heat though.
Itâs not difficult to blend in with those guys as long as you wear their uniforms.
But even after that, I can predict that some Western morons will try to make jokes about the stereotypical East Asian eyes again because of the head dressing.
For godâs sake.
Most Han Chineseâs eyes look like Jet Liâs eyes. I always think Jet Liâs facial feature represents the typical Han Chineseâs face.
So, I donât really know how the fuck those Western morons find those small slant eyes a typical characteristic of Chineseâs eyes.
Itâs like I go take some photos of the 10% fattest Western people in the West, and then I start claiming this is the typical characteristic of Westernersâ body shape. They are all as fat as pigs. How about that?
You donât see any difference between Jet Liâs eyes and Caucasian people?
lol
DudeâŚcool the racism or get the fuck out of here, mâkay?
You misread my post.
Read it again, please.
Slanted eyes that are in someway shaped like almonds are a feature of the vast majority of Asian people. It doesnât matter if the person is from Japan, Siberia, Beijing, Hong Kong or Malaysia, itâs a common trait. âAlmond shaped eyes = Asian personâ is a statement that is correct in such an overwhelming majority of the cases that it cannot even be considered a stereotype, itâs just a fact.
And then of course, with Chinese people being 6 gorillion more than any other single countryâŚif you had to make a guess regarding the nationality/origin of a person based on almond shaped eyesâŚanyone would guessâŚ
I agree with the almond shape part.
But the way they are described and portrayed in the Western stereotype is still way too far from being almond shaped, right?
In some countries âAsian eyesâ are literally called âalmond eyesâ, so I donât know what kind of stereotype youâre talking aboutâŚ
You really donât know? Some Westerners exaggerate the almond shaped eyes way too far to cross the red line of general tolerance. Anyway, those people are just dumb fucks.
As we all know, not every one is as culturally accepted and friendly as you folks here on Forumosa.
I agree with your description, and having almond shaped eyes is a perfectly natural thing.
This is a Dutch gentleman called Raymond van Barneveld, and obviously he has almond shaped eyes, too.
To me, itâs nothing special or strange. Humans are all kinds of different in some ways after all. I have a family member who looks just like him. A Han Chinese version of Raymond van Barneveld. LOL.