Taipei Summer Universiade 2017 :facebook:

Goys, goys…come on, let’s be serious. No one would use an event like the Universiade for hooking up on girls/guys.

Right?

RIGHT?

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Someone might…

Throngs of hot, college-aged athletes, in perfect shape (and very flexible)? Let’s just say I wouldn’t throw them out of bed…

Aside from the chrome dome, the resemblance is striking!

my dome is chrome and shiny!

No wonder your avatar is wearing a hat. But seriously, chrome domes are hot.

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Only with a shiny dome will I be allowed to ride eternal in Valhalla.

Also, Taiwan is so bloody hot and humid, screw hair, I shave everything twice a week.

EVERYTHING.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

(the dome and facial hair)

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You guys are all sick and need professional help. I meanwhile have procured a ticket to the final night of the Athletics. I have a 1200 mm zoom lens and I intend to use it.

What’s the use for such zoom on the final night? You should get tickets for the waterpolo/diving/swimming events!

NAKED GUYS, YO

No, wait…

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That’s not gymnastics right? Athletics is like running around a track or something. I much prefer the floor routines.

I’m just bummed that there’s no women’s beach volleyball or synchronized swimming.

He said it. Not me!

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There’s waterpolo though, there will be whole swimming pools filled with young girls competing against each other semi-naked in water.

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I guess you’ve got a point. It’s a drag that they wear onesies, but it’s kind of like mud wrestling with water instead of mud. :star_struck:

So water polo is more violent than basketball…

For baseball, the match dates for Pool A and Pool B are:

Pool A: Taiwan, Korea, Czech, France
Pool B: Japan, USA, Mexico, Russia

Sun, 20 Aug
11:00 Tianmu France @ Taiwan
11:00 Xinzhuang Russia @ Japan
18:30 Tianmu USA @ Mexico
18:30 Xinzhuang Korea @ Czech

Tue, 22 Aug
11:00 Tianmu France @ Korea
11:00 Xinzhuang Japan @ Mexico
18:30 Tianmu Taiwan @ Czech
18:30 Xinzhuang Russia @ USA

Wed, 23 Aug
11:00 Tianmu Japan @ USA
11:00 Xinzhuang Czech @ France
18:30 Tianmu Taiwan @ Korea
18:30 Xinzhuang Mexico @ Russia

Fri, 25 Aug
11:00 Tianmu 1st B @ 2nd A
11:00 Xinzhuang 3rd B - 4th A
18:30 Tianmu 1st A - 2nd B
18:30 Xinzhuang 3rd A - 4th B

Sat, 26 Aug
11:00 Tianmu 2nd A - 2nd B
11:00 Xinzhuang 4th A - 4th B
18:30 Tianmu 1st A - 1st B
18:30 Xinzhuang 3rd A - 3rd B

The rest are pretty hard to predict which team would play at what date… so let’s just leave them at that.

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Association Football venues:
FUS - Fu-jen University Stadium (輔仁大學體育場)
NXS - New Taipei Xinzhuang Stadium (新北市新莊體育場)
CGS - Chang-gung University Stadium (長庚大學體育場)
HSS - Hsinchu County Second Stadium (新竹縣第二體育場)

For Men’s Association Football:
Pool A: TPE, IRL, FRA, MEX
Pool B: JPN, URU, CAN, MAS
Pool C: ITA, BRA, RUS, USA
Pool D: KOR, RSA, UKR, ARG

Fri, 18 Aug
19:30 FUS Taiwan - Mexico
19:30 NXS Ireland - France
19:30 CGS Italy - USA
19:30 HSS Brazil - Russia

Sat, 19 Aug
11:00 HSS South Africa - Ukraine
11:00 CGS Korea - Argentina
11:00 NXS Uruguay - Canada
11:00 FUS Japan - Malaysia

Mon, 21 Aug
16:00 FUS Japan - Canada
16:00 NXS Korea - Ukraine
16:00 CGS South Africa - Argentina
16:00 HSS Uruguay - Malaysia
19:30 HSS Italy - Russia
19:30 CGS Brazil - USA
19:30 NXS Ireland - Mexico
19:30 FUS Taiwan - France

Wed, 23 Aug
16:00 CGS Japan - Uruguay
16:00 FUS Italy - Brazil
16:00 HSS Russia - USA
16:00 NXS Canada- Malaysia
19:30 NXS France - Mexico
19:30 HSS Ukraine - Argentina
19:30 CGS Korea - South Africa
19:30 FUS Taiwan - Ireland

If I’m not mistaken…those venues are not in Taipei or New Taipei.

Whatever happened to TAIPEI Universiade. Now it’s Northern Taiwan Universiade?

Cha bu duo, la