The completely useless obvious advice thread

Recreation Fun & Games
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I’m creating a dumping ground for nuggets of wisdom in the tradition of you may be the ebola virus if your driver’s license photo looks like this.

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First nugget: living in a van down by the river is something you’ll have a lot of time to think about when you’re living in a van down by the river.

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If you attack the police when they try to help you; you are an idiot.

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Thanks for your contribution…you sound like a well-rounded individual.

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I have a feeling this thread could be quite a busy little place…

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I think I will like this thread.

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You should read this thread on occasion.

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Nominating this thread for the end of the year thread awards that might never occur…someday.

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Wear sunscreen, except in Taiwan, carry an umbrella.

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Emphasize the fourth tone with a quick, jerking downward nod.

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And the downward hand swipe…jeesh what a newbie

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Hmm… not all of us are above stealing good ideas, you know.:thinking:

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When one invests in something and makes a lot of money, sell when it starts to go down. Rebuy when it starts to go up again.

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What if it starts to go down again, BD?

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I guess one resumes the process.

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Don’t be an asshole.

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Thanks, man.

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This is what we call 對號入座. :grin:

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Fixed that for you.

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That is neither useless nor obvious.

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Oh really? Have you tried telling that to an asshole?

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