The completely useless obvious advice thread


#21

Man-buns are out.


#22

That’s useful, thanks. Temp


#23

My current favorite Mandarin expression.


#24

No, I haven’t. It’s my weiya tonight, so I shall attempt to identify an asshole and inform them that being an asshole is both useless and obvious. I’ll provide feed back on here tomorrow.


#25

Being punched in the face could hurt. Try to dodge it.

#completelyuselessobviousadvice


#26

Now, if you’d only told me that before. 47 years on this planet and I still haven’t got to the dodge bit.


#27

Just don’t be surprised if they call you a BiggusDickus.


#28

I have a wife, you know…


#29

They probably won’t mean it as a compliment, but you’re certainly welcome to take it that way.


#30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1v4BYV-YvA


#31

What did the farmer say to the cow on his roof?

GET DOWN FROM THERE!

My favourite, and one and only joke.

What else do you say to a cow on your roof?

Regards


#32

May be time to expand your repertoire (hope that’s not useless advice!).


#33

Don’t tell me that’s your wife in the video.


#34

If you study stoned, take the test stoned.

And be yourself. Unless you’re stoned, in which case be a giggling version of yourself.


#35

I like Iceland, you can not state that your product is ‘the best’!


#36

Now that is neither useless nor obvious! I guess the elves get medieval on you if you brag too much. :elf:


#37

Donald Trump pronounces China exactly the way that Donald Trump pronounces China.


#38

I love the way he makes China sound like a dirty word!


#39

I wouldn’t listen to that guy Trump.


#40

He loves China, they make his long neck ties, more bang for the buck! They should invent an auto-self-strangling tie!