The completely useless obvious advice thread


#81

But that’s not useless! :rant:


#82

If you want useless advice, don’t go to a robot.


#83

That’s borderline. :neutral_face:


#84

Getting back on topic:


#85


#86

Do the math. Ponzicoins will make us all rich but YOU NEED TO GET IN NOW before it’s too late!


#87

Don’t eat too much. It’s not good for your health.


#88

Don’t eat bananas if you have a cold.


#89

Don’t whistle at night.


#90

Study what you love in college.


#91

Look both ways before crossing at a crosswalk (obvious but useless in Taiwan).


#92

Obvious and useful advices are allowed to post here?


#93

Useful advice should go here:


#94

People reading this thread either have too much time on their hands or they’re ignoring other important things.

It’s both for me.


#95

Don’t use your hand to check the temperature of the oil used to fry french fries.

Seems obvious and useless, yet I know someone who did this. Fortunately the shift manager had some Vicks nasal spray on hand to treat him with.


#96

Nasal spray to treat oil burn on hand?

That’s too useful, get that outta this thread.


#97

Not just this thread, this whole forum is way past expiry date…


#98

Not yet!

I had a two poo day today, and a two poo day is always a good day wouldn’t you agree?


#99

Sharing your bowel movements with strangers is a great way to win friends and influence people.


#100

Never pass up a chance to poo, but always bring your own poo paper just in case.