The completely useless obvious advice thread


#101

Don’t wipe your ass with the bare hand you eat chicken from.


#102

Try the chicken ass at the night market. It’s on a stick.


#103

Don’t eat the chicken ass in poo paper at the night market. Get the one on a stick.


#104

Yeah, you might give your ass Salmonella poisoning.


#105

Don’t eat cold bananas!


#106

If you’re right handed and use left you’ll smear it all over!


#107

Don’t sit on chickens.


#108

Feed the dog with the hand you’ve punished it with!


#109

This is good advice, if you consider what “chicken” is a euphemism for in Chinese.


#110


#111

This place is a minefield!


#112

You can be sure I won’t be eating any chicken tonight…or sitting on any.


#113

If there’s an internet forum you don’t like and only post on to complain about, you should probably stop going there.


#114

Do not defecate in the urinal (reference funny pictures thread)


#115

Flagged as useful advice. Please temp yourself.


#116

Believe me, it’s useless.


#117

Useful…just falling on deaf ears?


#118

Never give useful advice in the Completely useless obvious advice thread.


#119

Good one.


#120

Don’t try to fight your way onto the elevator while people are getting off.