The completely useless obvious advice thread


#161

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#162

A beaver can build a dam, but a dam can not build a beaver.
(nor can a Trump build a wall)


#163

Uh oh! I hope the death squads don’t find this thread! :praying:

Let’s see, um…

Useless if you’re in that time zone! :slight_smile:


#164

If the bidet is workin’, no sudden moves as your tablet inexplicably goes flying off your lap.

Corollary: sometimes you should wear a shower cap while doin’ toilet business.


#165

But no wind!


#166

Unless you’re on a Congo Airways plane, in which case it might still be raining inside.


#167

@jesus80 may have a different opinion.


#168

I wonder what happened for needing that notice…


#169

HIIT (high intensity interval training) aerobic class should be taken before the hot tub and 3 beers not after the hot tub and 3 beers :weary::weary::weary:


#170

You know the sun has risen when it is no longer dark outside


#171

You know it’s cold when it snows on YMS


#172

Apologies to Cat of the Day.


#173

You it’s cold outside when all the Forumosans are yakking about the cold weather.


#174

Reading threads about useless advice is a good way to waste time.


#175

Chicken ass tastes good. Who would of thought?


#176

[mod edit: this advice from another thread is about what to do if you lose your passport and ARC]

Get new ones.


#177

If your cat meows at you at 630am , his food bowl is empty.


#178

You know you have looser morals than Takeshi Kaneshiro when you try to sell immoral products through a non-immoral website.

(In reference to a certain Temp thread.)


#179

you know if you are reading this…you have better things to do :), but you ain’t doing it


#180

How much would the shipment be?