A penguin is driving merrily down the road when suddenly the engine light goes on and smoke starts pouring out from under the hood. He calls AAA and gets his car towed in to a mechanic.
The mechanic tells the penguin, “It’s going to take about an hour for me to diagnose the problem.”
It’s lunchtime, so the penguin heads over to the grocery store. He chills out in the frozen foods section, nibbling on some fish sticks and having some vanilla ice cream, that sort of thing. Then he heads back to the mechanic’s shop.
The mechanic comes out of the garage bay wiping his hands, and says, “well, it looks like you’ve blown a seal.”
The penguin rubs his flippers along his beak and says, “No, no! Really! It’s just ice cream!”