There will be plenty at this event this coming Sunday. I know myself, Sandman, DC, and many other fine furriners will be there.
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This thread is absolute classic. I feel like we’ve stumbled on a secret tunnel or something.
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Plenty of which kind? :s
Today I was buying gum at Watson’s and this man with a North American accent smiled at me and said “You are about as sexy as a bag of worms.” I stared at him blankly and he said “Well?” So I walked off.
I think he wins.
Canadian fisherman.
It was a compliment.
I think you won. He left Watson’s with his teeth intact and his dignity in shreds.
I thought the title of this thread was “The oldest foreigner you’ve met here…”
And when I saw that Sandman had just written something, I thought it was like a sign that I should post here…
Yeah? Well, I though it said “The odourest foreigner you’ve met here” so I didn’t write “Irishstu” because he’s the odourest person I’ve ever met ANYWHERE.
…and with a few gentle caresses of the keyboard, two kindred spirits become one…
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oh dear
I beat you to the punchline by three years? Stu, you’ve gotta keep up, man… 
Wow, that is SO romantic!! Imma crai happee tearz. :’)
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Greetings from the Souvlaki capital of Oz…
I can rattle off a bunch of stories about ‘unique’ individuals I met whilst serving my term as the publican with the mullet… Probably the ones that made me feel a little uneasy were a latent hippy US couple who , ahem, asked me to accompany me back to their hotel so hubby could watch me do his wife while he was tied to a chair…I politely declined! Eeeeew!
They were certainly ‘Strange Days’ to quote the Doors.
Had a few interesting times with some well known 'Mosans…
an Absinthe binge with a fellow countryman who is now Taiwanese,
a great chat in the loo about ‘South American politics’ with a well known muso at the Shannon HH,
As family life has become the focus these days, I can only look back at my life in Taiwan as a truly amazing experience and a lot of fab memories and friends. Thank God that we have so many brain cells, as I certainly left a few back in Tai weird!
Sandman, WTF is liquid bowel chutney?? LOL
PS- hope you are all well!
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No no noes! I was saying he won the weirdy award. Not that he won our Watson’s thingy. I won that one by default since I didn’t say anything at all I never got to say anything as asinine as he.
I don’t get people. Even if I was a hunchback, had 2 teeth, and was pock marked how is it anyone’s business to tell a woman they don’t know that she is unattractive?
Only a little uneasy, eh? 
Well, I ran a bar and am hardly shocked by anything, but these guys…sheesh! Oh, she was about 40 odd and had braces! Yukko!
So… how much were they offering for… such services? A “friend” wants to know. ::cough cough::
I nominate “little b bob.” 
It twas a wonderful night… Absynthe sure does wonders after working outside on a windy & rainy December day at 5C.
But a binge I remember not… surely we never consumed more than 2 bottles each in one sitting? 
Does this thread contain any reference to “Neil” from the Bushiban? If not, it probably should.
Note to patronising autocensor twat machine: Bushiban is a proper noun.