Toddler squeaky shoes

Where can I find those kids shoes that squeak when they take a step??? I live near Daan park.

yeah I want to know where the factory is so I can torch the place.

Hey, wait, I just saw this same ad.

Well, ajm, sorry to tell you, but I read in the news last month that Squeaky Kids Shoes Co. Ltd went out of business. So they don’t manufacture squeaky shoes anymore. All remaining squeaky shoes on the market have been recalled and desqueaked.

Sorry. I feel your pain. I really do.

I wanta get some in an Adult size. THAT would be fun.

What you can do with superglue to people with squeaky shoes is much more fun.

whoopie cushion shoes would be a great invention

How about squeaky shoes for adults? It can say things like: “I need to lose weight. I need to lose weight.” each time you walk to get you motivated to do something.

[quote=“914”]How about squeaky shoes for adults? It can say things like: “I need to lose weight. I need to lose weight.” each time you walk to get you motivated to do something.[/quote]Huh…I think I need a pair with ‘I need to gain weight! I need to gain weight!’ , to remind me to eat more and get bigger boobs!!! :smiley: :smiley: :raspberry:

what about shoes that vocalize the wearer’s thoughts.

“nice boobies”, “nice ass”, “Where’s the bathroom”…

“nice boobies”, “nice ass”

You must be hanging out with some non-taiwnese.