Humanism
A rationalist outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to human rather than divine or supernatural matters.
In other words, faith in our own innate goodness and ability to do the right thing without the threat of eternal damnation or the promise of countless virgins.
A few years ago, an ex-mormon that I have great respect for called me a Humanist. I had never heard the term before and was very curious as to what humanism was and how he thought I was one.
You see, I thought I was an atheist, pure and simple. Faith was for the weak-minded and the ability to abuse that faith for oneâs own hypocritical and corrupt ends was just so obvious to me that I found myself becoming intolerant of all whom espoused faith as their credo.
But then this guy calls me a humanist and I thought, hmmmm, rational thinking and spirituality all in one neat little package? Could this be the way forward, a path to reaching those blinded by faith and gently drag them into the 21st century?
But recent events have made me realize that humanism is just like all the other religious dogmas in that even a humanist must accept on faith the tenets of itâs philosophy. That what I was so sure of, chiefly, that our collective ability to overcome greed and evil was surely unabashable, was not faith-driven, but an immutable law
of nature, as sure as gravity.
And like all other faiths, it has been proven false. We are not going to get out of this alive. We are greedy, selfish, corrupt and nothing will change that.
So, I guess this makes me a newly-converted nihilist?
As such, I am gonna take something away from all yâall that done brung us hereabouts. I am gonna relieve you of one of your iconic symbols. I am gonna take Lynyrd Skynyrd away from you.
Why? Cuz I can and all yâall took my belief in the goodness of each other away from me.
Cuz hereâs the thing. As a young man of 17, I discovered the southern stompin, starsnbars waving force that was Skynyrd. They informed and shaped whom I would become as a man, a liberal artist. You (you being the Trump voter) thought they represented your backwards racist ways didnât you? Sure, they chastised Canadian folk and rock legend Neil Young for his songs Southern Man and Alabama in their anthem to shit-kickin Sweet Home Alabama, but thatâs all you get.
Yâall know how you love your guns so damn much? Well, I hate guns. Why?
Cuz this song taught me too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zUGd-VC3wk
As did this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3jgkChV6M
So your icons were seemingly against guns.
Yâall know how much you love to espouse the sanctity of marriage and being faithful? Sorry, Skynyrd says:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoPGi8uWDb8
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlKJiZ8ymM4
So ya, Ronnie and de boys werenât so into fidelity.
Oh, ya, you know how yâall just elected the biggest corporate stooge to ever shame your country? The boys werenât so into big corps either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmljOhXi5-Q
And hereâs the final kick in all yâallsâ shit-caked levis. You know how yâall love to hate on the black man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03TgkCVDlrA
So there ya go Southern Man. Skynyrd belongs to liberal progressives and not all yâall.
Chew on that.