On my morning walk to work, I saw guy outside his bmw with a cop arguing. As I walked closer, I noticed the car's side view mirror was busted. It looked like someone drove too close and knocked it loose and it was just hanging by the wires.
The owner was ticked off and wouldn't stop yelling at the cop. Poor cop just stood there and took the berating like it was his fault.
Another passerby said to the cop, "Maybe you should give him a ticket for parking in a handicap spot" (which he was without any stickers). The owner of the car responded, "f*ck your mom, this cop won't do anything to me."
The cop just stood there dumbfounded.