What does an umbrella tell you about the owner?


#1

Male, 32
Umbrella, Hello Kitty

Tel me the story.


#2

Taiwanese? Girlfriend called and said bring me my umbrella.

Foreigner? Hope no one sees me but it’s all I got.


#3

Female, 42
Umbrella, Lexus merchandise.


#4

That’s all she has to try and be somebody.


#5

Male, 55
Umbrella, missing some parts.


#6

I’m the kind of “guy” who will carry your purse (and shopping bags, which are filled with stuff I bought for you) and let you walk all over me.


#7

homeless man


#8

So far so good, now start making up some stuff about people with umbrellas.


#9

No money to buy a new one. All his money is going towards his son’s college education in the states. He’s saving where he can save.


#10

It started raining and he just took an umbrella available from a lunchbox place.


#11

Male, 62
Umbrella, green, oversized


#12

Die-hard DPP supporter from Pingdong.


#13

Male, 28
Blue and white umbrella, acquired at computex for free almost 2 years ago. Still in good condition.


#14

A freeloader that goes to all exhibitions to get free stuff.


#15

A kaobei engineer.


#16

An umbrella saying Funkdoobiest used by a 40 year old


#17

I’d have to ask him, “Which Doobie U B?”


#18

Um, meme of the moment?

I think that everyone who uses an umbrella is scared of getting wet. That may be a generalisation: treat with care…


#19


#20

I found a cheap source of Umbrellas outside 711 stores. Better when raining . The “take one for free” works well, although some swine stole mine once. Pfft.