No, I'm pretty careful about that. I only miss the occasional $1 coin, which I'll then hear rattling around my machine. Anyway... so a couple clerks have rejected your power-bleached $1,000 note? Okay. Just try using it at another place. Eventually some indifferent slave-wage kid who dgaf will accept it. Also, check your pants pockets a little more thoroughly in the future before washing. Or just never keep notes loose in your pocket to begin with. That's a good way to lose them.