But still, the chances of meeting an odd foreigner are slim compared to running into an odd local.
Yeah, but thatâs surely just a numbers game.
Indeed. The ratio of British people to normal people is fairly low in Canada, but here at Forumosa itâs a bit higher.
âWeirdâ is very subjective. Different? Eccentric? The OPâs question is kind of weird.
Perhaps we should establish some sort of typology of weirdness. Youâve got your bog-standard, hard-drinking foreigners who bed questionable partners. Youâve got your undiagnosed crazies (representing a wide spectrum of classifications under the DSM-5). Youâve got your long-timers who learn Taiwanese and take up some more or less eccentric cause or interest. Anything else?
One thing Taiwan doesnât have (at least none that Iâve met) are the martial arts dudes like you find in Japan and Korea. I mean the competitors are fine (and admirable in my opinion), but Iâm talking about the poomsae (form) guys who think itâs the real thing, and nunchucks and throwing stars guys and gals. You do get guys here in Taiwan who take up cycling and then end up do nothing but. Freaks.
Trust me there are such types here in Taipei.
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It occurs to me that the âCharisma Manâ modelânebbish Western male moves to East Asia, where he proves an unexpected hit with local employers as well as the ladiesâis not fully represented by any of my proposed categories.
EDIT: On the other hand, Charisma Man is not necessarily a âweirdâ foreigner.
Donât forget the fucking DJsâŚland on the rock and suddenly theyâre Pete Tong, throwing down sick choons at all you can drink ladies nites.
And thatâs why Iâm sometimes ashamed to admit Iâm an American. Of course being Taiwanese can sometimes helpâŚ
Why would you need to feel shame because of someone elseâs action that you did not have any part in?
Just because one person did something stupid in the heat of passion doesnât have any bearings on what it means to be American.
Maybe you should just be ashamed to be a human. So many people doing stupid shit every day.
And this is precisely why I choose to identify as a dairy cow.
Greta would give you a thumbs up!
I believe people are for the greater part a product of their environment.
Possibly. But every person has the power to choose how to react to any situation.
A person could decide to get all bent out of shape because 7-11 doesnât have their favorite candy bar in stock.
A person could choose to remain calm in the midst of a terrifying storm.
The choice is always ours to make.
Itâs ketchup thatâs the issue. If they run out of that itâs Molotov cocktail time.
At least being evicted is not âthey wouldnât sell me a shitburgerâ
Oh yeah, I remember now. The lack of ketchup set up the refusal to serve a burger incident.