When you teach English in Taiwan and all your students are “Finnish.”
When you come to a complete stop at a blinking yellow signal.
When you learn a sidewalk is viewed as a “third lane” or “extended parking.”
When you are able to execute a no stop, no look turn at an intersection.
When you turn left from the right lane, or right from the left lane (across the flow of traffic).
When you wake every morning and pray to the saint or Buddha of pedestrians, cyclists, and motorcyclists.
You never leave home without a raincoat or umbrella.
You wear your jacket backwards.