10 reasons why a cucumber is better than man, a cucumber…
…stays hard for 2 weeks.
…never leaves you pregnant…and flees.
…is portable, and fits into your handbag.
…never leaves you for another woman…or man.
…never leaves the toilet seat up.
…you don’t need to make up excuses like “Sorry honey, not tonight. I’ve a headache.”
…never cums in your mouth…and forces you to swallow.
…never watch TV all-day…and yells “Where’s my dinner!”
…nevers make you regret that you could have gotten a “better” lover if you had just waited a little longer.
…there’ no commitment.