Some things I learned:
Eating too many potatoes and pork chops, and drinking too much beer may make you look Czech.
Prague wasn’t built in a day.
The Czechs love their dogs.
Berlin is cheap and has great sales on clothes. They also have cream coloured Mercedes Benz taxis.
The Dutch are more conservative than I thought. You can smoke dope in the park, but you cannot buy a sleeping pill over the counter and no one went nekkid at the gay pride parade.
Italy has the sexiest men, most delicious food and the finest weather and you can ride the public transport for free if you’re immorally inclined.
The travelling English in Europe tend to embarrass themselves.