Perhaps we could convince them that Herbalife is their true enemy and with deftly applied propaganda we could start a pyramid scheme civil war. Mainlanders believe what they read so as long as there is some nasty simplified character literature waiting in their hotel rooms, it’s as good as on.
they could be the Sunnis and Shiites of direct marketing.
Sure it is risky for us to have Taiwan be the flashpoint and the main battle ground, but the blood on the streets will blend nicely with the betel nut stains, the hospitals will get a nice income boost from all the non-JianBao casualties, and above all this Darwinian event will make the world a better place to live.
AGEL (the Kurds) you’re okay…for now.