Inspired by you know who (Oprah :shhh:) I wanna have a contest. So in so many words, describe the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for your SO. The best one (i promise this time) will be announced after 14th.
Most romantic thing I did–Shaved my boyfriend’s face for the 1st time without a nick. But I was fifteen, he was my first and I was stuck on stupid in love.
[quote=“Namahottie”]Inspired by you know who (Oprah :shhh:) I wanna have a contest. So in so many words, describe the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for your SO. The best one (i promise this time) will be announced after 14th.
Most romantic thing I did–Shaved my boyfriend’s face for the 1st time without a nick. But I was fifteen, he was my first and I was stuck on stupid in love.
[quote=“igorveni”][quote=“Namahottie”]Inspired by you know who (Oprah :shhh:) I wanna have a contest. So in so many words, describe the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for your SO. The best one (i promise this time) will be announced after 14th.
Most romantic thing I did–Shaved my boyfriend’s face for the 1st time without a nick. But I was fifteen, he was my first and I was stuck on stupid in love.
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I kissed my wife once… [/quote]
So did I.
[quote=“sandman”][quote=“igorveni”][quote=“Namahottie”]Inspired by you know who (Oprah :shhh:) I wanna have a contest. So in so many words, describe the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for your SO. The best one (i promise this time) will be announced after 14th.
Most romantic thing I did–Shaved my boyfriend’s face for the 1st time without a nick. But I was fifteen, he was my first and I was stuck on stupid in love.
Next…[/quote]
I kissed my wife once… [/quote]
So did I.[/quote]
[quote=“Durins Bane”][quote=“jdsmith”]
Cut
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You need a wing man to help you score with the Mrs.[/quote]I’m there for ya dude.
Once they see me…anybody looks good.
Not sure if this counts, but it really happened a few years ago. I was taking a pee in my bathroom, when my wedding ring slipped off my finger, and plonked ceremoniously into the toilet bowl, all the while filling up with my sweltering beerpiss. I finished, and hesitated,… not really knowing how to take this ominous sign. It was after all Valentine’s Day…
So, I sat gazing at my wedding ring in a bowl of my own piss for quite a few mirthsome moments. Until I shook my head, and walked away… but, not of course, without first having fished it out…
And I suppose it’s all a brilliant metaphor for …my own few episodes of “Married, With Children”…
The rumor going around Testosteronaville (aka the IP forum) is that the grand prize for taking this contest is a steak dinner and a special massage. Is that true?
I can see right now that if I decide to put together a package and go after the top prize I’m not going to have much competition around here.
Who’s actually going to cook the steak dinner anyway? And about the massage . . . . Ah, never mind. We can get into that later.