Just a heads up that this years drill is tomorrow (Wednesday) at 1.30 to 2 but this year there will be no controls on movement. Instead you will receive a text message. Do not panic. Do not post on here saying “what the fuck has the balloon gone up?”
The message will read “I can show you the door. You’re the one that has to walk through it.”
And at 2pm the end will be signalled by Chen Shih-chung putting up his Card that shows 0, 0, and 0 !!
Tv is showing Snow Leopard vehicles going down Tamsui. Do not fret, it is part of the drill.
My condolences to those caught in traffic. The caravan is going all the way down to the Presidential Office.
Let’s have a special prize for the first noodle that posts on here saying wtf, I got a text message, is it kicking off?
Yes, they probably figured we’ve had enough “controls on movement” this year.
Less FOBs since COVID kicked off, so it’ll have to be a special case.
There’s always one.
Ha. Alert rang out through my bluetooth speaker. Scared the crap out of me.
Maaaan! That startled the shit out of me!
Through the home speaker system whilst listening to Breaking Benjamin!
I read Bear’s post to my dog, but she’s still scared.
what the fuck has the balloon gone up?!?!?!?!?!
You have to let it all go, 小黑, fear, doubt and disbelief.
Orson Wells is on the Wireless … the Chinese are coming…
I was expecting it and I have to admit it still shot my nerves a bit… just the fact it could happen for real one day (especially with number one asshole Xi).
