24 Hour Japanese Porn Channel

I never noticed that channel before. Out of curiosity :smiley: :howyoudoin: , how does one go about getting this service? I remember reading about it long ago and I’ve been told about some box you buy somewhere for it, but I eventually forgot about it (you know, disinterest). Well, I stumbled upon that channel and want to know how one goes about making the squiggly lines go away (for scientific reasons of course).

You get a little metal thingy that connects between your cable and your TV. Once you get it, what’s even cooler (providing you don’t suffer from epilepsy), is if you blink your eyes real real fast, you can make certain of the various types of censoring they use magically disappear, so you can see “everything”:howyoudoin:. Of course, you also get a blinding headache after an hour or two, but discerning pornhounds won’t be put off by such a trifling inconvenience.

Of course, I should also disclose in the spirit of Forumosa rules, that such gizmos are illegal, so you should NEVER use one.

I think you need a descrambler, a couple people I know back in the States used to make their own and get free HBO, Skinemax, pr0n etc …

That’s what I thought. Is there way way to legally get it?

I just asked my wife :laughing: . She said you need to go to the night market to or something to pick one up. I say “Isn’t there a legal way?” She says “Yeah, but no one does that. If you pay the cable company extra they’ll bring you one.”

I’ll find out how much it is (you know, science and all).

Dirt cheap. Probably about NT$100. If you can hold on (or maybe that should be not hold on) for a bit, I think I have one kicking around somewhere I can let you have.

:smiley:

I meant I’d check the price of the pay service of course. :wink: I’m in no hurry. Watching it in squiggly mode brings back fond memories of my youth.:slight_smile:

There’s a what in the where? :astonished:

Jaysus Kerist if you want to watch Japanese porn (PORN???) there HAS to be something seriously wrong with you. :unamused:
Go buy some real porn at the night market, if you really have to. :loco:
Or go see a shrink. :slight_smile:

Dirt cheap. Probably about NT$100. If you can hold on (or maybe that should be not hold on) for a bit, I think I have one kicking around somewhere I can let you have.[/quote]

Oh yeah, porn party at Miltownkid’s place!!! Actually I don’t need to watch it, the sounds do it for me everytime…for science of course…

What’s wrong with Japanese porn? The Japanese make the most hilarious porn in the world!

:nsfw: Click here to see what I mean :nsfw: :laughing:

I stayed in a hotel in Hualien that had that channel available. I saw the strangest thing I think I’ve ever seen, porn-wise: a couple were having pretty average hetero sex while a bunch of people sat around them watching. At a certain point (maybe the guy was taking too long?) all the people watching started pelting them with noodles and other foodstuffs, oranges, rice and cooked vegetables (like the contents of half-eaten bian dangs). Finally the guy finished, and I had to applaud his incredible powers of concentration.

Those japanese pornographers are wierd people…

Gee whiz, there’s a lot of scientists in this thread. Too much brain juice here for me…

walks back out

I think this belongs in Arts & Enteraintment (But even that’s pushing it), But I’m afraid poor innocent Iris and Daasgrrl will have a heart attack if I send this over there.

EDIT: Iris tells me she wouldn’t mind some 24 hour Japanese porn after all. Who’d have guessed eh ?

What’s wrong with Japanese porn? The Japanese make the most hilarious porn in the world!

:nsfw: Click here to see what I mean :nsfw: :laughing:[/quote]

:smiley: :smiley: Oh I see … yes I suppose it can be hilarious, but personally I don’t like the usual “forced” bits. Nevertheless, each to his or her own.
BUT, if you enjoy the Japanese joke-fest, try going to the last soft-porn cinema left in Taipei. It’s in Ningxia St, just off the food circle in Nanking West Rd. You’ll have a blast!!! :smiley:

MILTOWNKID!!! I thought I was enough for you! :fume: :fume: I guess we know now…

But you’re not 24 hours :smiley: .

What’s wrong with Japanese porn? The Japanese make the most hilarious porn in the world!

:nsfw: Click here to see what I mean :nsfw: :laughing:[/quote]
No doubt (largely SFW, unless you work in a monastery)

But you’re not 24 hours :smiley: .[/quote]

Hell I can’t even think of it that long… :astonished:

The little screws that you got cheap from the night market haven’t worked for years. I think you need either a full on decoder or a subscription or something now.

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Brian

[quote=“banshette”]Jaysus Kerist if you want to watch Japanese porn (PORN???) there HAS to be something seriously wrong with you. :unamused:
Go buy some real porn at the night market, if you really have to. :loco:
Or go see a shrink. :slight_smile:[/quote]

Hmmm…obviously a comment from a person who knows little or nothing about pornography. Sorry dude but your ignorance is showing, and I don’t mean that in hostile way.

If you compare Japanese porn with, say, North American porn, you’ll find out that most Asian porn in general is much less contrived, if that’s the right word. And it’s very kinky and perverted, the way REAL porn should be.

Most American porn is repetitive and rehearsed, and the women are complete idiots who talk too much. In addition, you’ll see amazons with double D implants with most (but not all) North American porn.

With most Asian porn, however, the women have more natural bodies, their sexual response is much more…reasonable (?) then over-rehearsed American porn, and the settings are more believable than “Rocco Goes To the Beach” or whatever and screws everything in sight.

So if you don’t watch porn (which I suspect you don’t), that’s fine by me. But surely you jest when you tell someone to go see a shrink for wanting to watch any kind of pornography.