3 Word Story Game!

This is the 3 word story game. Here are the rules. Your post can only be 3 words, no more, no less. You continue the story from the previous post. If you post and someone beat ya to it, you have to edit your post to continue the story. Good tips are be as creative as possible and to make the story about people on this board(within good humor). Oh and no double/triple/etc posting. Understand? Ok, I’ll start it off.

There once was

a kilted yaksman

, an English batsman

, and a gigantic

plate of sausage.

Along came a

confused transvestite with

viking horns and

pink Birkenstock sandals

selling rose-scented candles

and flavored condoms

from a scooner

he met in

Alleycats one night

while drinking a

rum and coke