Ahem. Getting back to the story at hand…
his mother’s ass which…
[I get it…near a near-death…that makes [b]me[/b] the doofus - pardon the intrusion, please continue…]
was not where it
should be, but later
the ass was found
on his girlfriend who…
was attached to a
vicious civet cat named…
Claudia that sounded like
a newly deployed umbrella.
despite having been programmed
to act as a
…n Elvis impersonator. Claudia was
really sexy, with big
hairy hands that could
strangle a trouser snake.
, which revealed her past
obsession with dating predators
, like in Arnie’s movie
even though they were