[quote=“Avrom”]
I’m curious which part of the letter amounts to “kissing local ass”?[/quote]
Don’t strain your brain.
Ohhhhh. And intilektual! 
Sounds like you have [i]lots[/i] of practice at it. Especially if you’re so low you have to teach illegally in Taichung. 
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Will my size 10 1/2 boot do?