50 Pick up Lines to try with taiwan girls

[Dr_Milker]

@the_bear

Tommy Quagmire

This thread is almost as old as the condom in his back pocket.

[tommy525]

my friends call me tommy linguine but i prefer spaghetti and def not fuselli as my wife likes to make, penne is ok though

[superking]

@tommy525

my friends call me tommy linguine

Is that in reference to your penis?

[cdn1234]

Thin, long, and intriguingly flat

[Dr_Milker]

@superking

@tommy525

my friends call me tommy linguine

Is that in reference to your penis?

Linguine goes well with clams.

[Marco]

@taiwangirl

Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be. visa

For everything else, there’s MasterCard.

[afterspivak]

Does “I have a Yoyo Card” work nowadays?

Guy

[Marco]

I tried it at the 711 on Yonge. No dice.

[tommy525]

@superking

@tommy525

my friends call me tommy linguine

Is that in reference to your penis?

Just like my Brit friend always preoccupied with dicks and balls ! My be an English thing

[tommy525]

@cdn1234

Thin, long, and intriguingly flat

That could be intriguing yes intriguing she says then you are in

Remember her mommy always said Honey don’t let them make you laugh because you laugh and next thing you know you are naked!