9/27 (TONIGHT!) Bubble Party @ Club W

It’s going to be a wet night!

You know that I have the fate of the world resting on my shoulders and you want me to go to a “Bubba” party?

What the hell’s wrong with you people! There are important issues I need to work on if humanity is to be saved!

Not all of us have the luxury to dance around in soap with almost no clothes on.

Bah! Leave me alone!