I have an old friend in the UK. He’s Chinese (from Shandong), and he loves to annoy me by talking about political stuff, in which I have no interest.
So I want to get him back in a friendly way. He recently wrote to me that my Taiwanese must be improving, and that I could write to him in Taiwanese next time and that he would understand it.
What I need is a couple of phrases in Taiwanese, written using traditional Chinese characters, which he’s guaranteed NOT to understand. So I guess that means using quite a few of those sound-loan characters rather than ones in which the meaning is the same in Mandarin and Taiwanese.
I don’t want anything too insulting or political. Just a couple of sentences which will confuse my friend. Can anyone help?