This morning i was doing my laundry at the local coin laundry. When the wash cycle was over and I was pulling the wet clothes out of the machine a few hundred dollar bills I had forgotten in my pants dropped to the floor. As I bent over to pick them up the guy sitting closest to me informed me that he used the machine before me and those bills were his.
I looked at him and he was obviously currently using the machine next to me.
So I said, “You just used this machine before I came in?”
“Yes,” he replied.
"Well then, " I relied “Which machine are your clothes drying in?”
His painted on smile melted as he realized he had no way out of the lie and he switched to the whole dirty wai guo ren speech.
When he was finished ranting I said I would use the money to wash my clothes again to get my dirty wai guo ren stink out, smiled and shoved them in my pocket.
I figured long ago if you are going to be a liar you should at least be good at it, you know?
What a fuckin muppet.