914 wasn’t giving them out! I touched it, 914 smiled, then we took a picture cos it lasts longer. Then I touched it again. Then the moment passed and 914 got back to the serious business of smoking a cigarette through one’s belly button.
BTW, you don’t hug Tash. You give her permission to hug you. Giant women don’t have feelings. That is science my friend, and we don’t argue with science.
I think it should be in Dating and Relationships, seeing as how TomHill now has a relationship with your bottom and I’m practically on speaking terms with your belly button, which owes me a fag, by the way.
J is for ‘Junk, inside the trunk’
E is for ‘everyone wished they were me.’
A is for ‘A scots man gave me the stink eye.’
L is for ‘lumps, those lovely lady lumps. Check it out.’
O is for ‘Oh my fakking Gawd, it is so approachable.’
U is for ‘Uranus. Of course!’
S is for ‘Sand man, who wishes he had touched both our butts.’
[quote=“Edgar Allen”]Oh I suspect not. I just bought tickets to go to the show…I’m not “connected”.
BTW, I think it was [color=red]cruel[/color] to suggest that giants don’t have feelings esp. as Tash is considerably smaller than me.[/quote]
As Funkle alludes above, you don’t really understand what ‘cruel’ means as you have no feelings either. You are simply replicating in your giant cranium what it looks like when propper people display chagrin.
Now get back to scaring sheep and villagers. We were talking about the warmth we all feel when in 914’s presence. Do you compute?