Except now. Anyone else experiencing (or rather, not experiencing) TaiwanHo.com today?
We welcome both of you with open arms. 
I had a Ho once. Was seriously a cheap ho. About once a month my ho broke on me and I couldn’t use my ho for a week!
I went looking for a better ho, but deep down inside I knew that this ho and me had a special connection. My friend offered to lend me his ho, but it was too old and dirty. I wasn’t sure what he was doing with his ho, but I knew I didn’t want to touch his ho.
One day I was walking around town checking out ho’s and I found one I really liked, the ho seemed strong, and I knew I could grip it tight to do my business with the ho.
Only cost $4.95 at the back of the garden shop 
[quote=“Frost”]
Only cost $4.95 at the back of the garden shop [/quote]
I like cheap hos.
[quote=“gary”][quote=“Frost”]
Only cost $4.95 at the back of the garden shop [/quote]
I like cheap hos.[/quote]
Those are cheap hoes.
…or maybe not 
Opps typo sorry?
I like “hos”.
I like doublet and hose.