A modern-day pox on the face of society

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6746051.stm]For several weeks the police had been scouring the countryside looking for shadows.

The “ninja” was known to have struck several times - his head wrapped in a black bandana, a powerful bow in one hand and a knife strapped to his leg.

He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point.

His victims were usually so afraid they didn’t report the attacks until some days later.

But on Monday night the “ninja” was outwitted.

As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him. [/url]

Ninjas. A plague on the earth. The lowest kind of scum, and ultimately no match for even an old man. What a sad idiotic cult to fall into. Ninjas are all people who couldn’t hack it in pirate school. They’re the shy kids who couldn’t say “Aaarrgghhh!” with gusto, and resorted to wrapping their heads in towels and creeping around at night in their slippers.

It’s a wonder there’s any ninjas left. They’re obviously going the way of the dodo, proof that evolution works. Pretty soon they’ll be an endangered species and we’ll have to try and protect them, like wolves. Nobody likes them, but that PC socio-diversity crap means we have to let them take the occasional sheep and creep around the rooftops while normal people are out cannonading the Spanish.

Honestly, who here has ever contemplated doing something as daft as becoming a ninja? Surely nobody on the 'mosa could be so uncool?

Robin Hood was a ninja?

I laughed at first because I thought you said he had his head wrapped in a black banana. Then I read on further and discovered it was probably just a towel.

Ninja.
Minja.
Oinja
Pinja.

Secret Assasin Code for: Nincompoop.
I seriously doubt any Ninja could offer much resistance indoors to the business end of a M1911 .45.

Signed,
Ginga

Feisty, Old Pensioner Indeed! :grandpa:

You gotta admit though, it’s pretty cool when they FLIP OUT AND KILL EVERYONE.

I can’t believe no-one beat me to this.

Meanwhile, piracy is thriving in the Straits of Malacca. What does this tell us?

That the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased, obviously. We should all don pirate garb to appease him.