A School for all would be rockers

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Bassman, you have found your calling! You possess innate qualities that brand you as a “Rock Genius.” The world will grovel at your feet, even though you keep kicking it in the face. You will make a great deal of money. You will lose it all. And you don’t care!! Like royalty, you were born into your position. Born to… Rock!

Treat yourself to an icy cold coke ! And another! And another! You deserve it!