A seven-tour tour to Forumosa Island

If forumosa were a sitcom about 7 unlucky people who got stuck on an island during a 7-hour tour where they delight in all sorts of misadventures and all the coconut-related conveniences one could ever dream up, in a storyline not too dissimilar from another infamously campy sitcom, who would you choose to play the roles of the main characters…for argument’s sake, we’ll call these characters the following names…

The Professor
Mr. and Mrs. Howell

State your reason why you would support this forumosan in this role too.